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GUESTBREAKER: Your Face Gives Me Too Much Information About What Your Dad Looks Like.
Sometimes, looks should be deceiving. Looking like the dude who conceived you is one thing, but wearing droopy v-neck dresses that accentuate your adam’s apple makes it seem almost like you’re flaunting it. And villifying 9/11 widows won’t get you any sympathy points. Everyone’s face tells a story, and your’s says “Hi, my father’s XY chromosomes are out of fucking control.” Leave something to the imagination. Or just leave. Thanks.SPECIAL GUEST DEALBREAKER!!! Written by Maddox, master of the internet. He is king blog, and we are all merely peasants.
